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And.... 0 fucks given.
A brief, dismissive statement expressing indifference.
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Satire
Two JDs are overadvertised: Jack Daniel’s and this guy. Both let you down and try to make you believe any bullcrap after a while. First one is a lil bit better though
A satirical comparison between Jack Daniel's whiskey and U.S. Vice President JD Vance, mocking Vance's claims about increased traffic in the Strait of Hormuz.
Satire
Two JDs Are Overadvertised: Jack Daniel’s and JD Vance
A satirical post compares Jack Daniel's whiskey and Vice President JD Vance, claiming both are overhyped and disappointing, with a quoted tweet about Vance's Strait of Hormuz traffic claim.
Iran
New iOS version of Mahsa Alert app released on App Store with offline access
The new iOS update of the Mahsa Alert app allows users inside Iran to access all layers without internet, even during internet disruptions, and adds a 'People's Reports' layer.
Israel/IDF
Fresh Israeli Strikes Reported in Beirut's Southern Suburbs
Lebanese media reports new Israeli strikes in Beirut's southern suburbs, according to a post by @manniefabian retweeted by @hey_itsmyturn.
Iran
Satellite images show strike targeted Besat Research Complex in Shiraz
Satellite imagery indicates that the April 6 strikes near Modares Boulevard in Shiraz targeted the Besat Research and Higher Education Complex.
Blog
I see too many pro-Palestinian activists replying to my Persian tweets, no thanks to Grok's translation
Author posts a rhetorical question in Persian to pro-Palestinian activists responding to his tweets.
Iran
Strait of Hormuz Has Been Completely Closed, Says State-Owned FarsNews
Iran's state-owned FarsNews agency reports that the Strait of Hormuz has been completely closed.
Satire
"During wartime, it's called Mark 82/84, and during ceasefire it's called 'Gas Leak'"
A satirical take on the rebranding of bombs during ceasefire as 'gas leaks'.
OSINT
Increase in Satcom (ADSC) Aircraft Observed on Tracking Map
A retweet from @thebaldgeek reports more satcom (ADSC) aircraft appearing on a tracking map, indicating ongoing adjustments and increased activity.
Breaking
Air Defense Activated in Multiple Iranian Cities; Explosion Reported in Isfahan
Iran's state-affiliated MehrNews reports activation of air defense systems in Isfahan, Kerman, Parand, and Robat Karim, with an explosion heard in Isfahan.
Breaking
AA Activated in Isfahan, Kerman, Parand, Robat Karim; Explosion Heard in Isfahan
Iranian state media reports air defense activated in several cities and an explosion heard in Isfahan.
OSINT
USAF Tanker Scrambles from Tel Aviv, Presumably for Combat Air Patrol
A U.S. Air Force tanker aircraft scrambled from Tel Aviv, likely for combat air patrol operations.
Israel/IDF
Home Front Command Eases Wartime Guidelines as Ceasefire with Iran Holds
The Home Front Command is easing wartime guidelines in most of Israel starting tomorrow at 6 a.m., though some restrictions remain in northern Israel due to Hezbollah rocket threats.
Regional
Shehbaz Sharif Right Now
A brief update on Shehbaz Sharif.
Breaking
Reports: Ceasefire Violated Near Tehran, Anti-Aircraft Activity Heard
State-affiliated MehrNews reports that 'the enemy' has violated the ceasefire and targeted areas near Tehran, with anti-aircraft activity heard in the capital.
Breaking
Ceasefire Violation Reported Near Tehran
Iran's state-affiliated MehrNews reports that 'the enemy' has violated the ceasefire and targeted areas near Tehran, with anti-aircraft activity heard in the capital.
Satire
Just a Smile
A whimsical post that says nothing but 'xD'.
Iran
AA Activity Detected Over Parand, Tehran Province, Iran
Anti-aircraft activity reported over Parand in Tehran Province, Iran.
Iran
AA Activity Reported in Central Tehran
A sound of anti-aircraft activity was reported in central Tehran at 16:48Z.
Breaking
Qatari Ministry of Defense: Iran attacked Qatar with seven ballistic missiles and drones
Qatar's Ministry of Defense announced that Iran launched an attack on the country with seven ballistic missiles and several drones.
OSINT
Jet Activity Reported Over Isfahan, Iran
OSINT reports jet activity over Isfahan Province, Iran at 1618Z.
Breaking
Explosion Reported Near Bidganeh in Tehran Province, Iran
An explosion occurred near Bidganeh (Bidkaneh) in Tehran Province, Iran.
Breaking
2 Explosions near Payam airport, Karaj, Iran
Two explosions reported near Payam airport in Karaj, Alborz Province, Iran.