Satire: 'They all end with some kind of negotiation'? Not for Hitler
Shin (@hey_itsmyturn) satirically responds to the notion that all wars end in negotiation by noting that Hitler and others who refused unconditional surrender died instead.
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Shin (@hey_itsmyturn) satirically responds to the notion that all wars end in negotiation by noting that Hitler and others who refused unconditional surrender died instead.
Shin reports jet activity over Baghdad, Iraq, on June 13, 2026.
The United Kingdom Maritime Trade Operations (UKMTO) has issued Warning 068-26 concerning a maritime security incident on June 13, 2026.
Multiple major Iranian banks experienced disruptions to e-banking, ATMs, and POS terminals on June 13, 2026.
U.S. forces intercepted multiple Iranian one-way attack drones attempting to strike commercial ships in the Strait of Hormuz; the strategic waterway remains open.
The UAE Ministry of Foreign Affairs has categorically denied media reports alleging the transfer of funds to Iran.
An unidentified vessel was hit by a projectile fired by Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps near the Strait of Hormuz, according to initial reports.
IRGC-owned Fars News claimed warning shots were fired at vessels violating regulations in the Strait of Hormuz, after state-owned Mehr News initially reported explosion sounds near Qeshm Island.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen an unidentified object multiple times in Kiashahr, Gilan Province, and Dorud, Lorestan Province, Iran, on June 12, 2026.
Supporters of the Iranian regime held a rally in Tehran on June 12, 2026, chanting slogans vowing no peace with the ‘vile enemy’ in memory of Commanders Salami and Rashid.
Iran's state-owned Mehr News reports explosions heard near Qeshm Island and Sirik, with initial reports suggesting a conflict near the Strait of Hormuz, but no official confirmation.
After President Trump reposted a tweet by Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi, Araghchi announced consultations on Strait of Hormuz traffic, asserting Iran will charge 'service fees' instead of tolls.
Vice President JD Vance rejected reports of cash payments to Iran in a potential deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and end its nuclear weapons program, asserting U.S. interests are prioritized.
A satirical tweet suggests that living in the Middle East guarantees constant excitement.
A satirical post claims a White House official joked about leaking negotiation details to Axios after a bathroom break.
President Trump denied that Iran's leaked deal terms were accurate and condemned a drone attack on Indian ships near the Strait of Hormuz.
U.S. Central Command reports that Navy forces have redirected 136 commercial vessels and disabled 9 while enforcing a blockade against Iran.
U.S. Central Command reports that Navy warships and aircraft have redirected 136 vessels and disabled 9 while enforcing the blockade against Iran.
State-owned Mehr News Agency releases details of a draft memorandum of understanding between Iran and the United States, covering ceasefire, sanctions relief, and reconstruction.
Iranian state media Mehr reports that Iranian forces prevented an unauthorized oil tanker from passing through the strait, while residents of Bandar Abbas heard two explosions; a local official says no projectile impact occurred.
Jet activity has been reported over Baghdad, Iraq.
An explosion sound was heard in Bandar Abbas, Hormozgan Province, Iran on June 11, 2026.
A new explosion has been reported near Sirik in Iran's Hormozgan Province.
State-affiliated and state-owned Iranian media report an explosion sound near Sirik, Hormozgan Province.