A satirical post circulating on social media claims Iran has developed a countermeasure called ‘Ghost Mullah’ in response to the CIA’s ‘Ghost Murmur’ technology, successfully hiding the Supreme Leader for 162 days. The joke plays on the Shia Islamic belief in the Hidden Imam, who has been absent for over 1,300 years, suggesting that followers are accustomed to long waits and must simply continue paying the clerics (Nawwab / Na’eb) a premium subscription fee to keep the ‘IMAM’ happy.